Anonymous asked:
Do you have a girlfriend?

Nope!






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thecutestofthecute:

Mud + Pup = True happiness.





klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

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Sex makes me mad because It’s half: me wanting something and half: me being too shy to tell people what I want.



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dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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pulledporkprincess:

Honestly girls with zero social skills are the fucking worst. Like if I did something to piss you off just say so. I’m not a goddamn psychic.